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Jesus may be Tagsyour lord and savior, but could he also be your next boyfriend? Just swipe right on his amazing Tinder profile to find out.
A dating app doesn't seem like the most obvious place to find the son of God, but this is 2017. Anything can happen. And Jesus has recently been popping up on Tinder, where he displays his characteristic modesty by listing his profession as carpenter.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable He’s looking for love with both men and women. So if you’re into beards, draped robes and much older men -- he’s listed as 21 but he reminds you in his profile that he’s actually several thousand years old -- this could be a match made in, er, heaven.
Of course, as with most Tinder users, it’s pretty hard to know from his profile whether he’s as good as he claims to be. But at least this Jesus (whose earthly identity remains a mystery for now) has a good sense of humor and does not disappoint with his pickup lines.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable If you're a true believer, you’d better get to matching with him soon. Anyone who can supply an unlimited amount of wine won't stay single for long.
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