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Justin Bieber has a pretty solid reason for not returning to Instagram -- he is Watch The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift Onlinenot the dark lord Satan.

"Instagram is for the devil," he told the crowd in London at the last date of his Purpose Tour, explaining his exit from the social media platform. "I think hell is Instagram. I'm like 90 percent sure."

When Biebs expands on his argument, it's pretty damn convincing.

"We get sent to hell and we get locked in the Instagram server," he said. "I'm stuck in the DMs. I'm trying to climb my way out and I can't."

Bieber recently got a tattoo on his abs reading "son of God," so he's probably not going to be sharing shirtless selfies again anytime soon.

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Biebs was in good spirits as he plotted his much-needed time off after the tour and his very expensive New Year's Eve concert.

"I'm not going to know what I'm going to do when I get home. I'm just going to be doing nothing. Laying by my pool. Taking Instagram photos but not uploading them," teased Bieber.

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But at least we still have Todd Bieber, a true angel whose light is too bright to be dimmed by the evils of social media.