【2009 Archives】

2025-06-27 01:11:40 357 views 67761 comments

Are you thinking about your Halloween costume already009 Archives Of course you are, you're not some kind of inhuman monster! Although in forty days time you might well look like one.

SEE ALSO: Chrissy Teigen uses Twitter to get John Legend to pick up the phone

It seems Chrissy Teigen is thinking about this most significant of holidays as well. So what will she pick for a spooky guise? A werewolf perhaps? Maybe a mummy?

CARD ID: 267051

Okay then.

If you have no idea what those little sachets are have no fear, neither do most of us.

CARD ID: 267052

Mashable Trend Report Decode what’s viral, what’s next, and what it all means. Sign up for Mashable’s weekly Trend Report newsletter. By clicking Sign Me Up, you confirm you are 16+ and agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. Thanks for signing up!

Strong words there, but not particularly helpful.

CARD ID: 267054

The condom theory gained brief steam...

Finally, though, a real answer crystallised.

So there you have it, Chrissy Teigen's Halloween costume will be... noodle flavouring. Because there's nothing spookier than bland food.

Will this inspire a Halloween trend? Will our streets be plagued with noodle packets? And will there be enough to stage a full-on war with the inevitable hordes of Pennywises?

Only time will tell...


Featured Video For You
This kid dressed as Pennywise is pure nightmare fuel
Comments (6649)
Happiness Information Network

Best GPU deal: Get the MSI RTX 5080 for $1,249.99 at Best Buy

2025-06-27 00:39
Pioneer Information Network

Twitter sues Elon Musk for backing out of takeover deal

2025-06-27 00:34
Technology Information Network

Hands on with Stage Manager in Apple's macOS Ventura

2025-06-27 00:18
New Knowledge Information Network

Will Oracle take over TikTok? Trump says he'll make a decision in 30 days

2025-06-26 22:25
Search
Newsletter

Subscribe to our newsletter for the latest updates.

Follow Us