【Female Instructor’s Strange Private Lesson (2025)】
We've extolled the virtues of Marshawn Lynch many times in this space.
Now it's time to add another chapter to the legend.
SEE ALSO: Marshawn Lynch forever: An ode to Beast ModeJust when we need him most,Female Instructor’s Strange Private Lesson (2025) the internet's most beloved former NFL star goes to Scotland and — partially, ever so slightly — redeems America's reputation abroad.
As a promotion ahead of Super Bowl LI — which will be played Sunday in Houston, Texas — Skittles sent Lynch to Houston, Scotland, to mingle with the locals. What could have been nothing more than a lame corporate stunt became a piece of humanist art, thanks to Lynch being involved.
Watch the three-minute video atop this post as Lynch gets friendly with locals, learns about castles, jams with some bagpipers and generally Marshawns it up over in Scotland.
If Marshawnism — a philosophy that appears to promote genuine curiosity about the world and goodwill toward fellow humans — could somehow replace Trumpism as America's chief current export, then we'd all live in a happier world.
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