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Winter isn't the only thing that will be Big Brother Sex Scenescoming.
An Australia-based company, GeekySexToys.com, now has a very special Game of Thones product for those obsessed with everything that goes down in Westeros.
SEE ALSO: How to survive a 'Game of Thrones' sex scene with awkward companyThronies get ready, because their newest geeky sex toy is the appropriately named the "Game of Moans- Long Shaft" dildo. A dildo inspired by Longclaw, the Valyrian steel sword owned by none other than Jon Snow.
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Yes, it looks exactly how you would think.
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Surely, a great toy to have handy during the show's next hiatus, even though it is a bit weird.
For the price of $110 you can spend some real quality time with Jon Snow's sword, even though you'd probably rather spend time with Jon. But maybe it's time to expand your fantasies.
The product description is full of GoT puns, and ends with these two sentences you probably never expected to read, "You know nothin until you have experienced orgasmic sensations with this dildo sword. The sword’s hilt also allows for maximum penetration and pleasure."
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The best part? You don't have to get it on in a freezing, damp cave.
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