【2000 Archives】

Twitter000 Archivessometimes feel like a time-sucking black hole, but there's no denying the social platform is full of delightful, hilarious, and heartwarming messages.

This year has blessed us with an abundance of phenomenal tweets — tweets so good they'll help you forget everything bad online, if only for a minute.

From clever tweets by brands and celebrities, to content about cute animals, children, and more, we've complied a selection of the year's best tweets to help you kick 2019 off on the right foot.

In the paraphrased words of the angsty Dashboard Confessional song, "Stolen," here are 50 best ones of the best ones. Enjoy!

1. MoonPie's "Ok baby"

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2. The resourceful CVS shopper

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3. This little girl feelin' the music

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4. A taste of heaven served from hell

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5. "Professor whats his nuts"

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6. The annual "Do you remember?"

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7. Kermit swangin

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8. This very good dog

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9. A Burglar Is Born

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10. they did surgery on a grape

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11. #itwasntross

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12. Proud yelling dad

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13. Cher's mom

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14. Cheesecake mom

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15. Understanding the job

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16. The cursed audio

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17. Some self-aware millennial humor

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18. Black Panther party

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19. Keeping the tea alive

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20. A life or death chem joke

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21. TFW you don't understand spinach

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22. Blue Ivy shuttin' shit down

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23. Olympics history

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24. Secret agent cat

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25. Brooklyn nachos

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26. DO YOU WANT A JOB

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27. Spinch and friends

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28. When the restaurant kills it

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29. Sorry, organs

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30. The ear drop dogs

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31. Dinner iguana

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32. A reunion though?!

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33. Excuse us, Ice T?

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34. Practice makes perfect

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35. The self-fulfilling prophecy

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36. F(ass)hion faux pas

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37. It Gritty

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38. Happy Halloween, Harry

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39. What's a tery?

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40. *Relatable*

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41. An unexpected return

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42. When you've been ruined for life

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43. A moment sweet between pals

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44. This honest plea for help

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45. The seasoning debacle

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46. When things work out perfectly

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47. Evergreen chyron

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48. That time the Grinch got an onion

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49. TFW you can't help but laugh

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50. The Original "thank u, next"

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