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The Rolls Royce Babyassumption goes that splashing out on Valentine's Day is fine if you're in a deep and committed relationship. But, what about the fuck buddies of the world, for whom casual sex abounds and relationship statuses remain nebulous?

Don't they deserve gifts too? The answer is simple: Of course they do!

SEE ALSO: 13 perfect Galentine's Day gifts for your forever friends

Cutesy gifts and grand romantic gestures are spot-on for the serious couples of the world, but when you're buying gifts for your friend with benefits, you should keep your presents as casual as your relationship.

Here are 11 gifts to keep your fuck buddy happy this Valentine's Day.

1. Wireless music vibrator

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Vibrators are great in general. But this one vibrates to the sound of music. Now your lover can orgasm to the beat of their fave playlist.

Price:$120.00 (£96)

2. Never Have I Ever game

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What better way to find out one another's deepest darkest secrets than with a game of Never Have I Ever?

Price: £19.99 ($24.92)

3. Sexy McSex Face card

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You don't need to say "I love you" on Valentine's Day. It's perfectly acceptable to tell someone that you find them -- and their face -- sexy. Here's the perfect card for that.

Price:£2.50 ($3.11)

4. Valentine's Day sucks alcoholic lollipop

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Say "Valentine's Day sucks" in the best way possible: with an alcoholic lollipop.

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Price:£4.50 ($5.60)

5. Peach emoji pin

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Show how peachy you think your casual lover is with this peach emoji pin.

Price: £5.00 ($6.22)

6. Quinoa vodka

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For the hipster lovers out there, a bottle of quinoa vodka is a delightful Valentine's Day treat that you can both enjoy.

Price: £39.99 ($49.82)

7. Lover onesie

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Stake your claim on your casual lover with this onesie emblazoned with the word "lover".

Price: £35.00 ($43.59)

8. X-rated Valentine hearts

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An X-rated twist on the classic Love Hearts, these sweets will let your lover know you appreciate their cute butt.

Price: £3.99 ($4.97)

9. Lickable massage candle

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Candles are all fine and dandy, but this one doubles up as a massage oil.

Price: £4.99 ($6.21)

10. I like Chu card

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Pokémon Go fans will appreciate this card. And it'll work a treat if you've been trying to find the right way to casually tell someone you're into them.

Price:£4 ($4.98)

11. Fuck off eye mask

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This is an eye mask for the sleepyheads of the world. And it doubles up as a blindfold, in case that's what you're into.

Price: £4.95 ($6.16)

Happy Valentine's day, everyone!

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