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Who knew that God could headmaster: consensual eroticism for lovers of literaturebe a victim of cultural appropriation?

Bryan Fischer, a conservative radio host for the American Family Network, made exactly that claim when he tweeted on Sunday that the LBGTQ community had mercilessly appropriated the rainbow symbol from the higher being.

So the community fought back the best way they knew how.

With gay memes.

Worst example of cultural appropriation ever: LGBTs stole the rainbow from Mario. It's his. He invented it. Super Mario Kart. Give it back. pic.twitter.com/YLqaN0hdnW

— Joshua MacDougall (@FreakinClever) April 2, 2017

"Give it back," Fischer tweeted, much like a toddler would argue over a toy truck.

Well, the community gave him something back, just maybe not exactly what he wanted?

Here ya go. @BryanJFischer pic.twitter.com/LT6asfSM2Y

— Laura Leigh Abby (@lauraleighabby) April 3, 2017

@HiimBrandonK @inthesedeserts @BryanJFischer Because of the well documented phenomenon of gays making it rain, which means they are in great demand in drought-afflicted areas.

— Hannah (@teaforpterosaur) April 2, 2017

Worst example of cultural appropriation: LGBTs stole the rainbow from Cheer Bear. She invented it. Land Without Feelings '83. Give it back.

— Luke O'Neil (@lukeoneil47) April 2, 2017

Old Man Yells At Rainbow 🌈 pic.twitter.com/DljhIM3XOw

— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) April 2, 2017

@BryanJFischer pic.twitter.com/IXmgIGsIB0

— Jenna Mullins (@JBomb11) April 3, 2017

Worst example of cultural appropriation ever: LGBTs stole the rainbow from Lucky The Leprechaun. It's his. He invented it. Give it back. pic.twitter.com/YM86MV79TI

— drëw (@finnpoem) April 2, 2017

@BryanJFischer oh no, the loathsome gays, they're hoarding all the light refracted through water vapor in the entire world!!!

— Nate Bethea (@inthesedeserts) April 2, 2017

"Give it back." pic.twitter.com/9QDJHVGuIu

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) April 2, 2017

On behalf of the late Gilbert Baker, let's give @BryanJFischer back some of the stolen rainbows he so desperately wants returned. pic.twitter.com/2FxI2gttyt

— Zelda Williams (@zeldawilliams) April 2, 2017

We have reached out to the Lord for comment and will let you know when he sends a signal via a mirage and/or plague.